Grab 5 High-Impact Emails You Can Send This Week (Half-Drunk)

Your Inbox Called. It’s Tired of Being Ignored.
Send five actually-useful emails this week — even if your strategy is “vibes,” your wine is warm, and your brain is fried.

You have an email list.

But you haven’t emailed them in… a while. Or maybe you do send emails, but they’re starting to feel like a bad text conversation: desperate, one-sided, and read by zero people.

You know you should show up.

But your brain’s a mess, your calendar’s a threat, and your email “strategy” is just dragging last month’s subject lines into a new campaign and praying for mercy.

Let’s fix that.

This free guide gives you:

  • 5 high-impact emails to send this week (yes, this week — I believe in you… vaguely)

  • Clear examples, prompts, and one-liners to steal

  • Strategic intent behind each one, so you’re not just “sending stuff to send stuff”

  • A little wine-soaked pep talk to remind you that it’s just email

No funnels. No hacks. No complicated BS.

Just five solid emails you can send before the Pinot Gris kicks in.

Real results. No smoke.
One product. One rewrite. 145% more revenue—without touching the ad budget.

The difference?

Words that convert.

Emails that sell.

A system that doesn’t depend on hope or hashtags

Or hey—keep wishing on algorithms.

Your call.

(Save your list. Save yourself.)

What Happens When You Write Like You Mean It


 Before Rewrite ✨After Rewrite
Total Commissions $860.54 $2,112.66
Gmail Open Rate 27.82% 31.54%
Gmail Conversions 6 13
Non-Gmail Open Rate 14.95% 18.08%
Non-Gmail Conversions 3 5
Revenue Lift - +145.5%
Same List. Same Product. ✔️ ✔️

This is what copy tuned for revenue—not vibes—actually looks like.