The Email Profits Sommelier Service

High-Ticket Email Strategy. Done For You, Beautifully.

This is my premium, monthly email service for brands with better things to do than write subject lines—or babysit flaky freelancers.

You submit requests via a private client portal. I deliver persuasive, revenue-driven emails designed to convert. Simple. Efficient. Luxurious.

Here’s what’s included:

  • 12 custom, revenue-focused emails per month
    (Think: high-converting product launches, precision-crafted welcome sequences, retention goldmines, affiliate creatives (that print $$), re-engagement revivals—tailored to your funnel, not some recycled swipe file.)

  • One 30 minute monthly strategy call (short, sharp, and focused)

  • Access to the full template vault

  • Monthly performance review & optimization

  • Zero drama. Zero micromanaging. Zero “just circling back” energy.

$2,400/month

3 open client slots

Most clients come via referral.
If you found this page on your own, consider it a rare opportunity.

What Happens When You Write Like You Mean It


Before Rewrite ✨After Rewrite
Total Commissions $860.54 $2,112.66
Gmail Open Rate 27.82% 31.54%
Gmail Conversions 6 13
Non-Gmail Open Rate 14.95% 18.08%
Non-Gmail Conversions 3 5
Revenue Lift - +145.5%
Same List. Same Product. ✔️ ✔️

This is what copy tuned for revenue—not vibes—actually looks like.

Real results. No smoke.
One product. One rewrite. 145% more revenue—without touching the ad budget.

The difference?

Words that convert.

Emails that sell.

A system that doesn’t depend on hope or hashtags

Or hey—keep wishing on algorithms.

Your call.

(Save your list. Save yourself.)

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