Grab 5 High-Impact Emails You Can Send This Week (Half-Drunk)

Your Inbox Called. It’s Tired of Being Ignored.
Send five actually-useful emails this week — even if your strategy is “vibes,” your wine is warm, and your brain is fried.

You have an email list.

But you haven’t emailed them in… a while. Or maybe you do send emails, but they’re starting to feel like a bad text conversation: desperate, one-sided, and read by zero people.

You know you should show up.

But your brain’s a mess, your calendar’s a threat, and your email “strategy” is just dragging last month’s subject lines into a new campaign and praying for mercy.

Let’s fix that.

This free guide gives you:

  • 5 high-impact emails to send this week (yes, this week — I believe in you… vaguely)

  • Clear examples, prompts, and one-liners to steal

  • Strategic intent behind each one, so you’re not just “sending stuff to send stuff”

  • A little wine-soaked pep talk to remind you that it’s just email

No funnels. No hacks. No complicated BS.

Just five solid emails you can send before the Pinot Gris kicks in.